Welcome to the online home of the Old Frederick And Rural Territories Hash House Harriers [OFH3]
Western Marylands home of Non-Anthrax white powder since 2000!
SPECIAL NOTICE: We will be hashing on the ass end of beyond on the 28th, and running the July hash on July 12th. We figure that you have things to do on the 4th
last updated june 24 2009
WHO: Hare = Loose Change
WHAT: Hashing
WHEN: Sunday, June 28 11:00 in the damned Morning
WHERE: Lovettsville Community Center at 57 E Broad Way, Lovettsville VA
WHY: Ask your momma, that's why.
GETTING THERE:
If I were you, I'd click here for a map!
contact me (gnome gnuts ..) via the intertubes at wombat2112@myactv.net
Here are a few new songs. LEARN 'EM!
SEX AND BEER!
NOW WITH VIDEO FOR YOU PHILISTINES!
NO SHEEP 'TILL BUXTON!
Man oh man, do I love the MaccLads!
Twenty Pints Of Boddingtons
Tune: The Ode to Joy
Lyrics: Splat
How much beer has he been drinking?
He is looking really lit.
As we sing here aren't we thinking,
"Do we really give a shit?"
Who's this wanker, so unseemly,
That his mom would surely frown?
Grab that beer and hold it firmly,
Drink it, drink it, down down down!
Tune: When Johnny comes marching home
This Hasher's been whacking off again, hurrah, hurrah!
This Hasher's been whacking off again, hurrah, hurrah!
This Hasher's been whacking off again,
So give him a drink or he'll start it again,
And we'll keep him busy,
Drinking it down, down, down!
Questions, Ideas, bitches moans or complaints?: Call Gnome Gnuts .. at 240-675-1300 or email wombat2112@myactv.net .
Hareline:
OPEN!
| DATE | HARE | LOCATION | TYPE | NOTES | ||
| March | EC/DC | unknown | unknown | |||
| April | Just Erik, [now known as Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs] | Greenbriar state park Secret Enterence. | Unknown, rumored to be moist. Shiggy/Steep.Carry a leash for dogs, state park and all that. | Freezing rain, lost dog, two namings | ||
| May | Nature Runner | Prime Material Plane | Trail with some shiggy. | Whole pack off trail. Skunked beer, peculiar chastity belt and strange revelations | ||
| June | Chirp, Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs | Undetermined. Likely some where in the Prime Material. | A to A | Just Mark Named, beer check overran, no fast food consumed | ||
| July | Sacrilischous and Chirp | Baker Park Gazebo | A to A | Return of Chantyman, Canal St Sports bar declared new Frederick home | ||
| August 1.0 | Gnome Gnuts .. | Security St Hagerstown MD. |
First Run, A to A Mostly Road. Some shiggy
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Burger Hijinks, stygian tunnels, Rivers and rope swings. | ||
| August 1.1 | Gnome Gnuts .. | Hagerstown | Augustoctoberfest | Stifling heat, expensive beer | ||
| September | Consignment Shop | Laptops new office | A to A. | Massive shortcutting, alarm bells. | ||
| September 1.1 | Sacrilischous/Gnome Gnuts | Baker park | Hash style fun run/chairty fundraiser | 2 hares, soundtrack, bead-throwing. | ||
| October | Gnome Gnuts . | Burkitsville | A to A' | Virgins, visitors, needless shoe drinking and
skull bong
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| November | Circle Jerk | Westminster | A to A | Great weather, horse poop. | ||
| December | Freeze Willy | Funkstown | A to A | Crap weather. Deer bologna. Naming of Forrest Gulp. | ||
| January | Pink Fuzzy handcuffs, Chirp | Baker Park | A to A | Lotsa checks. EC/DC al fuego, wet tshirt contest. | ||
| February | Gnome Gnuts .. | Greenbriar | A to A | chilly. Chirp doesn't even walk on water, eye damage, debutantes | ||
| March | EC/DC | |||||
| April | Sacrilischous | Middletown | A to A | Shitty dogs, Thorns, nekkidness, Hares Family, (sniff) departure of Forrest Gulp. |
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| June 1.0 | DPW, Head Nures, Gnome Gnuts .. | Woodbine | A to A' | Lots of visitors. Short trail. Lost hashers and found dogs. | ||
| June 1.5 | Gnome Gnuts.., Velvet Vulva | Camp Hashawa | A to A | Campout. Rain. Uncooperative Virgin, sad drunk Loki, naming of Just Donia. | ||
| July 1.0 | Bad Dog | Great Falls VA | A to A | Very small pack. Smallest possible on after. | ||
| August 1.0 | Nature Runner | Harpers Ferry | A to ? | Bad Dog FRB, innertubes | ||
| August 1.5 | Gnome Gnuts .. | Hagerstown | A to A' | Questionable attendance | ||
| Sept 1.0 | Gnome Gnuts | Hagerstown | A to A | Same run, different week | ||
| October | Gnome Gnuts | Hagerstown | A to A | Better attendance. Hungarian visitors, cabaret. | ||
| November | Circle Jerk | Westminster | A to A | Bad Dog FRB part deux, unmarked eagle trail. | ||
| December | Dusty Balls, Gnome Gnuts | Baker Park | A to A | Elevators, nipples, and Flava Savas. | ||
| January | Up Her Alley and Just Beth | Frederick | A to A | Non hasher lost dog, jello rimjob, best rendition of "I'm a little teapot" EVAH! | ||
| Feb: | Gnome Gnuts, Circle Jerk, Just Jean | Baker Park | A to A | Live Hare! Gnome heads to the parking deck AGAIN. | ||
| Feb 1.5 | Gnome Gnuts | Hagerstown | A to A' | Facschnaut day hash! Back alley Donuts! Rain! Invisible Flour! What's not to like? | ||
| March | Gnome Gnuts Dusty Balls | Frederick | A to A | Oh no, the 5 - oh! Green Dresses! Whiskey! Carjacking, loss of beer goggles, bar hopping, Akido demonstration, The naming of Ishmael. | ||
| April | Dusty Balls | Sugarloaf mountain | A to A | Lots of climbing, family style circle. | ||
| September | Gnome Gnuts .. | Baker Park | A to A | Return of the hash. Benz Street closed. Gnome Gnuts can't count. | ||
| October | Sacrilischous | Hamburg Road | A to A | Freudian trail markings, EC/DCs bodacious Ta-Tas, Pack selects On After. | ||
| Jan 2008 | Gnome Gnuts, Chirp, Sacrilischous | Baker Park | A to A | Live Haring, trail fouling, debut of two hash beers! | ||
| Jan-August | lots of folks | several places | various | Poorly documented.. GM will try to do better. | ||
| Sept 2008 | Gnome Gnuts .. | Downtown Frederick | LIVE! | Mas Brazillianos que piense. | ||
| October 2008 | Nature runner | Martinsburg | nobody knows | ah, what's the use? I think I'm going to stick my heard in a bucket of water. Would that make you guys happy? | ||
| Jan 2009 | Spitz and Pyro | Deep in the heart of Virginia | A to A | Lots of climbing, Madaline Albrights backyard, fancy dart throwin'. |
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PICTURES:
Empty for now,but one day you will be able to look at various and sundry farts by clicking RIGHT HERE, HOSS You might have to join the club. If so, do it. It's yahoo for heavens sake, it doesn't cost anything. If you have pictures to share, email them to Gnome Gnuts below.
TRASH: CLICK HERE FOR HASH TRASH!
CONTACT INFO
Questions, bitches, moans, groans or complaints? Need a ride from the rural territories to a run? Have some Labatts you need to get rid of? Email fearless leader Gnome Gnuts by clicking RIGHT HERE If worst comes to worst, you can call Gnome Gnuts at 1-240-675-1300.