Is this a superb owl or what?  The roads are going to be awful.  Spend superbowl day at home.

 

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Western Marylands home of Non-Anthrax white powder since 2000! 

 

 

last updated Feb 5 2010

The roads are going to be all beshitted with the snow.  Have a great superb owl day and we'll see you in march.

 
 
When: PUNTED!
 
Where: 
Who: Punted
 
What: Punted
 
Why:  Just because.
How:   
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

HARELINE:

JANUARY:     OPEN

FEBRUARY:  OPEN

 

 

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An dem Bier

Tune: The Ode to Joy
Lyrics: Splat

How much beer has he been drinking?
He is looking really lit.

As we sing here aren't we thinking,
"Do we really give a shit?"

Who's this wanker, so unseemly,
That his mom would surely frown?

Grab that beer and hold it firmly,
Drink it, drink it, down down down!

This Hasher

Tune: When Johnny comes marching home
 

This Hasher's been whacking off again, hurrah, hurrah!
This Hasher's been whacking off again, hurrah, hurrah!
This Hasher's been whacking off again,
So give him a drink or he'll start it again,
And we'll keep him busy,
Drinking it down, down, down!

 

 

Questions, Ideas, bitches moans or complaints?:  Call Gnome Gnuts .. at 240-675-1300 or email wombat2112@myactv.net .

 

Hareline:

OPEN!

 

 

DATE HARE LOCATION TYPE NOTES    
March EC/DC unknown unknown      
April Just Erik, [now known as Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs] Greenbriar state park Secret Enterence. Unknown, rumored to be moist.  Shiggy/Steep.Carry a leash for dogs, state park and all that. Freezing rain, lost dog, two namings    
May Nature Runner Prime Material Plane Trail with some shiggy. Whole pack off trail.  Skunked beer, peculiar chastity belt and strange revelations    
June Chirp, Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs Undetermined. Likely some where in the Prime Material. A to A Just Mark Named, beer check overran, no fast food consumed    
July Sacrilischous and Chirp Baker Park Gazebo A to A Return of Chantyman, Canal St Sports bar declared new Frederick home    
August 1.0 Gnome Gnuts .. Security St

Hagerstown MD. 

First Run, A to A Mostly Road.  Some shiggy

 

Burger Hijinks, stygian tunnels, Rivers and rope swings.    
August 1.1 Gnome Gnuts  .. Hagerstown Augustoctoberfest Stifling heat,  expensive beer    
September  Consignment Shop Laptops new office A to A.  Massive shortcutting, alarm bells.    
September 1.1 Sacrilischous/Gnome Gnuts Baker park Hash style fun run/chairty fundraiser 2 hares, soundtrack, bead-throwing.    
October Gnome Gnuts . Burkitsville A to A' Virgins, visitors, needless shoe drinking and skull bong

 

    
November Circle Jerk Westminster A to A Great weather, horse poop.    
December Freeze Willy Funkstown A to A Crap weather.  Deer bologna.  Naming of Forrest Gulp.    
January Pink Fuzzy handcuffs, Chirp Baker Park A to A Lotsa checks.  EC/DC al fuego, wet tshirt contest.    
February Gnome Gnuts .. Greenbriar A to A chilly.  Chirp doesn't even walk on water, eye damage, debutantes    
March EC/DC          
April Sacrilischous Middletown A to A Shitty dogs, Thorns, nekkidness, Hares Family, (sniff) departure of Forrest Gulp.  

 

  
June 1.0 DPW, Head Nures, Gnome Gnuts .. Woodbine A to A' Lots of visitors.  Short trail.  Lost hashers and found dogs.    
June 1.5 Gnome Gnuts.., Velvet Vulva Camp Hashawa A to A Campout. Rain.  Uncooperative Virgin, sad drunk Loki, naming of Just Donia.     
July 1.0  Bad Dog Great Falls VA A to A Very small pack.  Smallest possible on after.    
August 1.0 Nature Runner Harpers Ferry A to ? Bad Dog FRB, innertubes    
August 1.5  Gnome Gnuts .. Hagerstown A to A' Questionable attendance    
Sept 1.0 Gnome Gnuts Hagerstown A to A Same run, different week    
October Gnome Gnuts Hagerstown A to A Better attendance.  Hungarian visitors, cabaret.    
November Circle Jerk Westminster A to A Bad Dog FRB part deux, unmarked eagle trail.    
December Dusty Balls, Gnome Gnuts Baker Park A to A Elevators, nipples, and Flava Savas.    
January Up Her Alley and Just Beth Frederick A to A Non hasher lost dog, jello rimjob, best rendition of "I'm a little teapot" EVAH!    
Feb: Gnome Gnuts,  Circle Jerk, Just Jean Baker Park A to A Live Hare!  Gnome heads to the parking deck AGAIN.    
Feb 1.5 Gnome Gnuts Hagerstown A to A' Facschnaut day hash!  Back alley Donuts!  Rain!  Invisible Flour!  What's not to like?    
March Gnome Gnuts Dusty Balls Frederick A to A Oh no, the 5 - oh!  Green Dresses!  Whiskey!  Carjacking, loss of beer goggles, bar hopping,  Akido demonstration,  The naming of Ishmael.    
April Dusty Balls Sugarloaf mountain A to A Lots of climbing, family style circle.    
September Gnome Gnuts .. Baker Park A to A Return of the hash.  Benz Street closed.  Gnome Gnuts can't count.    
October Sacrilischous Hamburg Road A to A Freudian trail markings, EC/DCs bodacious Ta-Tas, Pack selects On After.    
Jan 2008 Gnome Gnuts, Chirp, Sacrilischous Baker Park A to A Live Haring, trail fouling, debut of two hash beers!    
Jan-August lots of folks several places various Poorly documented..  GM will try to do better.    
Sept 2008 Gnome Gnuts .. Downtown Frederick LIVE! Mas Brazillianos que piense.     
October 2008 Nature runner Martinsburg nobody knows ah, what's the use?  I think I'm going to stick my heard in a bucket of water.  Would that make you guys happy?    
Jan 2009 Spitz and Pyro Deep in the heart of Virginia A to A Lots of climbing, Madaline Albrights backyard, fancy dart throwin'.    

 
August 2009 Hillbilly Hash Harpers Ferry VA A to A Joint Hash with HillBilly Hash.  Uphill.  Lots of Uphill.    
August 2009 1.5 Beer Mile LovettsVille VA Special. Snapping turtles, girls shooting pigs, mud, muck, mire, short track, home made salsa, naming of Late Period, GPSing home.    

 

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CONTACT INFO

Questions, bitches, moans, groans or complaints?  Need a ride from the rural territories to a run?  Have some Labatts you need to get rid of?  Email fearless leader Gnome Gnuts  by clicking RIGHT HERE   If worst comes to worst, you can call Gnome Gnuts at 1-240-675-1300.